Emergency Provisions for the Unprepared

Because You're Going to Need These Eventually

It's always better to be safe than sorry. Or, you know, not to have to deal with a world-ending catastrophe. So, here's a quick rundown of the essentials:

Provision 1: The 3-Month Supply of Canned Tuna

Because let's face it, tuna is the answer to every question.

Provision 2: The Portable Toilet

Don't get stuck with a clogged pipe and a bad attitude. Get a portable toilet for the win.

Provision 3: The 100-Foot Long Rope

For when you need to MacGyver your way out of a sticky situation.

Stay prepared, stay safe, and for the love of all things good, don't forget the snacks.